09.11.2025
Charmion Is Looking
A classified ad for the discreet.
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Colin O'Shaughnessy Tucker

"ONLY BETWEEN THE SECOND AND THIRD WATCH."

F, 20s. Professional secret-keeper. My hands smell permanently of jasmine oil and royal obligations. Days spent arranging someone else's hair, nights spent guarding someone else's dreams. I get exactly one hour — deep into Alexandria's quietest darkness — before duty calls again.

Seeking someone who understands scarcity makes everything more precious. Someone who'll bring fresh figs to share in whispered silence, who'll stroke my hair without asking whose crown I adjusted today.

Must appreciate fleeting moments today over promised tomorrows.

Box 30BC.


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